HA! THERE! For those of you who don’t know me, I’m Bruno, the head dog of the house. Those two humans keep forgetting that and order me around. If it weren’t for that I’m older and wiser than them, I would have growled and showed them who’s the boss!

So the female human, the “Mom” – she really isn’t my mom, you know? She wasn’t there when I came home with my Daddy! She just moved in all of the sudden few years ago. I really don’t like the fact that I have to share dad with her, but on the plus side, she convinced him to cook ground beef for me for dinner, and she remembers to feed me and give me water and treats. One thing about her though, she keeps forgetting to mention me in this “blog” thing – so I took over and here I am! Aren’t I cute? See! Her friend from something called the knitting loves me, and thinks I’m the cutest thing on earth too! How can she forget about me?

Well, this typing thing is hard to do with just paws so I think I’m off now. She better leaves this post with my cute picture up for a few days, because I deserves it!